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2006-11-29 16:45:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

no thats kilts pooh pooh head

2006-11-29 16:48:57 · update #1

13 answers

ok...here's one for you....

What do 85 year old Scotsmen where under their kilts?


Depends...

Ok not as funny as the sheep joke, but then what jokes ever are as funny as a good sheep joke?

2 points for me!

2006-11-29 17:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by left of center 3 · 0 0

Im Scottish and only worn/tryed a kilt once this was because my then English girlfirend liked them. Kilts in modern Scotland are usally only seen at special ocasions or weedings(most Scottish men dont wear kilts and would infact look bad in one)))) Going back in history it was just a traditional form of dress much like jeans are today)))And a kilt is not really a skirt))) Scotland like every other nation moves with the times its not the year 1200 its 2010.......

2016-03-29 16:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I asked a Scotsman that question the other day. He said it's because of the rumor that they don't wear anything under them - all the girls come up and ask them and then when he tells them he doesn't have anything on, they ask him to lift his kilt and prove it...evidently he gets a lot of chicks this way. I confess, I would look under the kilt if I had a chance.

2006-11-29 16:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by nuthnbettr2do0128 5 · 0 0

Sheep hear a lot of things.
In reality the men don't always wear kilts, they are go about in everyday clothes officially known as trousers, pants, jeans, whatever you want to call them.

2006-11-29 16:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 0 0

My husband wears a kilt (he is a bagpiper).

Want to know where he wears underneath it?

My lipstick...

2006-11-30 12:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my uncle wears a kilt to every formal function.

2006-11-29 16:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by Audrey Grace 2 · 0 0

Scottish men people are comfortable in their sexuality. Are you?

2006-11-29 16:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jim T 6 · 1 0

I guarantee you, it's not the same reason some AMERICAN men people wear them!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-29 16:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

tradition

2006-11-30 18:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by john 7 · 0 0

LOL Nice!

2006-11-29 16:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0 0

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