Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks
his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies , "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.
2006-11-29 16:44:09 · 12 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO! That's hilarious.... First actual funny joke I heard all night. Ha, that's funny and cute. Good, good... Thanks for the laugh. *thumbs up*
2006-11-29 16:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Boy!
2006-11-30 00:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by ask me ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuck in the middle with you.
2006-11-30 00:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Jam Jam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny LOL im crying thats neat
2006-11-30 00:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn,.. oh no he has his penis stuck in a warm vagina, i wish i could be so damn lucky, thats not a joke, more like good fortune
2006-11-30 00:47:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now she can brag and say her man can last for a LONG time!!!!!
2006-11-30 01:00:33 · answer #6 · answered by sk8ter_girl_of07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, poor couple!!!
2006-11-30 00:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao.............poor fred and mary will never let that happen again
2006-11-30 00:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
great joke
2006-11-30 01:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was cute!
2006-11-30 00:46:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋