because he got nailded into the boards
2006-11-29 16:39:00 · 10 answers · asked by linda p 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It doesn't pay that well either! ; )
2006-11-29 16:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Name: Christ, Jesus
Born: February 12, 1976
Height: 6-0
Weight: 195 lbs.
Age: 30
Shoots: Left
Position: C
Experience: 11 years
2006-07 Season:
Games played: 23
Assists: 3
Points: 3
+/-: 2
Shooting percentage: 20%
PPG: 0
2006-11-30 00:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JESUS SAVES! Jesus passes to Gretzsky. Gretzsky shoots, HE SCORES!!!!!!
2006-11-30 00:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was a crap skater. But a good surfer.
2006-11-30 00:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its says that but it also says he raised again. so may be he does but we would never know till we die.
2006-11-30 00:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe there wasnt much ice where he lived
2006-11-30 00:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by Dont get Infected 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you really want to know.
\Read Quran.
www.hadices.com
2006-11-30 00:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by Asif S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE SOOOOO NOT FUNNY:0(
2006-11-30 00:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by funnana 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and yet ..I don't put down athiests. Go figure.
2006-11-30 00:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by Stand 4 somthing Please! 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
he's more of a poker man
2006-11-30 00:45:01 · answer #10 · answered by A Voice for Reason 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋