Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
2006-11-29 16:03:13 · 12 answers · asked by sk8ter_girl_of07 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2006-11-29 16:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by wildstar_2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Very funny.
2006-11-29 20:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-11-29 16:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha! better than the last one.
2006-11-29 16:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Jam Jam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
that's a great joke
2006-11-29 18:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ok... but there's something wrong there... just can't figure it out..oh any way hahahahaha
2006-11-29 16:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant smile ne more my jaw is killing me, ur hurting me u know that right?
2006-11-29 16:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol niec one
2006-11-29 16:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by Gar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was really funny
2006-11-29 16:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha
2006-11-29 16:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by nzdota 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!!!!! lov it!!!1
2006-11-29 16:11:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋