Help! I need Idea's for....?

Question

It's my friends birthday tomorrow and I need idea's for a funny joke to play on him over the phone.

ANY idea's are very appreciated! Thanks!!!!

Answer 1

dpends how old u guys are? if he has a job call in a deep lady voice and act like a government official, ask to speak to whomever he is, and be like "this is betty, with the tax fraud service department. mr. 'whatever' do you know we're calling you this evening (then he'll be scared and say no) we have reaso to believe that you have been cheating on your taxes, do you currently own a job (he'll say yes) you say well it shows here that you have not been paying any work related taxes, this imply's that you are committing tax fraud, you may be penalized for up to 100 000$, and may be subject to jail time, (then he's gonna be all confused and scared) mr whoever, it shows in my database that todays your birthday correct (he should say yes) (now in ur voice) then happy birth-day you gullible bastard!

Answer 2

Pretend to be the girl he likes & ask him if he wants to get it on. When he says "hell yeah" tell him it's you and that you're kidding. Don't forget to say happy birthday. That should be pretty funny.

Answer 3

i got this from somewhere else
A game warden came upon duck hunter and who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to give him a hard time and enforce the laws. He went up to the hunter and said, "Looks like you had a good day, mind if I inspect your kill."

The hunter said, "Not at all sir," and handed him his ducks. The warden took one duck and inserted his finger in the rectum, pulled it out, smelled it, and said, "This is a Washington State duck, do you have a Washington state hunting license?"

The hunter pulled out his wallet and presented him the appropriate license. THe warden took the second duck and did the same thing he did to the first duck and said, "This is an Idaho duck, do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"

The hunter pulled out his wallet and again presented him the appropriate license. THe warden took the last duck and did the same thing he did to the first and second duck and said, "This is an Oregan duck, do you have an Oregan state hunting license?"


Once again, even more aggravated, the hunter pulls out the appropriate license. The warden says, "You have got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?"

The hunter drops his pants, bends over and says, "Since YOU'RE so Damn Smart, You tell me!"

Answer 4

u should say him that u r not feeling well i mean sick or ill then u should persuade him to come to ur home {on his birthday} and take u with him because u r not feeling well if he cares for u then he will come and u will b just fine as u r now .................hope u will like this
ur's friendly Umar well if u want to b my frend also reply at [e-mail] i am from Pakistan{GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR FRIENDS BIRTHDAY WISH HIM BIRTHDAY FROM ME ALSO PLZZZZZZ }

Answer 5

pretend to be very sad that you have a very big problem, match it with a couple of sniffs and a crying sound.... and tell him you have a problem that only him/her could understand then tell him/her that you have no gift on his/her birthday! don't forget to greet him
happy birthday!!!

Answer 6

Call him on the phone, and tell him how sorry you are, to hear that his father, mother, brother, sister, or anyone else he cares about has died! You will both have a big laugh when he learns it isn't true.

Answer 7

Sorry i don't have any idea