A game warden came upon duck hunter and who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to give him a hard time and enforce the laws. He went up to the hunter and said, "Looks like you had a good day, mind if I inspect your kill."
The hunter said, "Not at all sir," and handed him his ducks. The warden took one duck and inserted his finger in the rectum, pulled it out, smelled it, and said, "This is a Washington State duck, do you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and presented him the appropriate license. THe warden took the second duck and did the same thing he did to the first duck and said, "This is an Idaho duck, do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and again presented him the appropriate license. THe warden took the last duck and did the same thing he did to the first and second duck and said, "This is an Oregan duck, do you have an Oregan state hunting license?"
2006-11-29 15:15:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once again, even more aggravated, the hunter pulls out the appropriate license. The warden says, "You have got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?"
The hunter drops his pants, bends over and says, "Since YOU'RE so Damn Smart, You tell me!"
2006-11-29 15:17:18 · update #1
OMG thats soooo funny, you are like the master of funnyness.
2006-11-29 15:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by cookie_ninja99 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, those Game and Fish guys are Smart Alecks! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-11-30 10:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smart and clever!!
Go Warden!!
2006-11-29 23:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by Gar 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wow ! what a smart hunter
poor warden
2006-11-30 02:50:38 · answer #4 · answered by 1111 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice
2006-11-29 23:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by helen m 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh!!!! LOL!
Soooo funny! lol I bet the warden would do it too. hahahahahahha
2006-11-29 23:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a laugh, but I have heard waaaaayyyyyy funnier.
2006-11-29 23:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by Hendawg 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao, funny!
2006-11-29 23:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is so funny.i feel bad for those who dont get it.read the whole thing carefully and you'll get it
2006-11-29 23:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. LJAC 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Agreed without any doubt, its one of the funniest I have gone through in recent times! Thanks for making my day!
2006-11-30 00:34:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋