What is your funniest experience?

Answer 1

Well, this is more depressing than funny, but I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it. It's a little long, but please read it all, you'll enjoy it (or at least feel sorry for me). I call it "Nature's trail to H E double hockey sticks". One day, I went on a fishing trip with my mother, father, father's friend, grandfather, and my older sister. (Additional notes, I can't stand my dad's friend; he's so annoying. And I can barely stand my father.) Well, the first fishing spot we went to was this lake. There were so many mosquitos there. (Thank goodness for OFF! Bug Repelent. Oh, and by the way my mom stayed in the car because she can't stand my dad or his friend either.) We had to walk down this "slope" (that's the best way I can describe it) and we had to walk through all of these prickly weeds. I was wearing shorts and flip flops, so that was a painful experience. And when the weeds stuck me and I said "Ouch" my dad just said "Aw, come on. Suck it up." I wanted to kill him then and there. But anyways when I made it to the bottom of the slope (which I practically slid down) we finally started fishing. So far the only person who caught a fish was my dad's friend (which he kept bragging about like a 2 year old). After a while, I got mad, and my dad knew it, so we went to find a different fishing spot. (By the way, when we got back to the car, there were so many dead mosquitos on the windows and windshield because my mom smashed them on purpose) So the next fishing spot we went to was some far out deserted area. In order to even see the water we had to cross train tracks, walk through bushes, and climb on top of these very tall rocks. We were out there for like an hour, and I was starving and dying of thirst (we didn't know the fishing trip was gonna be this long or bad so we didn't bring any food or drinks. Well I brought a can of Hawaiian Punch, but I locked it in the car ) This time, my sister was the only one who caught a fish (It was a Sheephead by the way). Well, after what seemed like forever, we finally got ready to go. My mom said my dad should have helped my grandfather walk down those rocks, but he said "He's not that old, he needs to walk." So my mom had to help my granddad. (Isn't my father wonderful?) When we got back to the car, my can of Hawaiian Punch was so hot, the can burned my hand (No way was I going to drink that). The best part of that day is when we finally got home. I still love to go fishing, but whenever I do, I always think of that day.

I hope you enjoyed my story. Please give me the ten points! They won't erase the terrible memories, but they'll make me happier! ;-)

Answer 2

My kitten somehow ate some string and started passing it through her poop. The problem was some strands didn't get all the way out and would just trail behind her on the carpet, which kept freaking her out. She whipped around ready to attack whoever was yanking on her b-hole. This is so gross but I tried to pull it out and she went insane!Hissing, spitting, and clawing wide eyed with this wack-o look on her face. I am a horrible person but that is the funniest thing I ever ever saw.(BTW she passed the string just fine.)

Answer 3

Watching the funniest things! ;)

Answer 4

At Thanksgiving, my friend's father, passed a picture around of his girlfriend, that he made out of rubber and cardboard.

Answer 5

Answering this question . . .but you know what else is really funny? What if . . .James Bond was gay and they came out with a gay porno and his name was James Schlong 0069!!! Isn't that hilarious?! I think it is!! Me and my friend laughed for hours. But I think we were stoned, but it's still funny.

Answer 6

One time, while i was a zygote...well...i guess you had to be there.
Believe me, it was a knee slapper.

Answer 7

when i be really mean to people who deserve it...and everybody knows that the person i was mean to deserved it!