A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that."
2006-11-29 14:41:34 · 5 answers · asked by L_n_C_fReAk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2006-11-29 15:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by yzyf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a good excuse to avoid from police after everythings he done...but i think its a funny joke...
2006-11-29 22:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by yeanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, a Goodie! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-11-30 10:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a police officer.. . . come out to my car. . .your headlights are busted . . . baby . . .
2006-11-29 22:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by VoDkA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha :)
2006-11-29 22:47:03 · answer #5 · answered by hapymom03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋