a serviceman was preparing a yr long tour of iraq.but b4 he left he wanted to make sure his wife wouldnt cheat on him.so he goes to a adult toy store and asks for a vibrator for his wife. the sales clerk takes him to the back of the store 2 show him a vibrator 'you see' the clerk says 2 make this work just yell VOODOO VIBRATOR @the place that u want it 2 vibrate. 'VOODOO VIBRATOR the KEYHOLE! n the serviceman watches as the vibrator vibrated the keyhole. Happy the serviceman pays and takes it home his wife.He shows her how 2 use it and then he leaves for iraq.when hes gone the wife uses the vibrartor by yelling 'VOODOO VIBRATOR my VAGINA!' and lays back while it works. but horrified the wife realizes that her husband didnt teach her to turn it off! so she gets in her car and is driving herself to the hospital w/the VOODOO VIBRATOR still inside her.when she gets pulled over. the cop leans over the window and say' miss r u aware tht u were weaving in and out of traffic?
2006-11-29 14:19:48 · 24 answers · asked by Charles B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well u c officer i have this VOODOO VIBRATOR and it just caused me to orgasm. and the cop is like HA! VOODOO VIBRATOR myass!
2006-11-29 14:20:54 · update #1
Hahaha! That's funny I'll give it a 9! I actually laughed out loud.
2006-11-29 14:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-29 14:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by My Input 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-29 14:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by spring۞beauty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-30 13:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-29 14:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 13:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by riesgo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao 10/10
2006-11-29 15:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
5 The punch line is telegraphed, and not something you would hear a policeman say after his polite inquirey, "Miss, are you aware...." Your style of writing ( all run together) and use of computer-ese spelling, (hard to read) both take away from the flow.
Your joke is silly/funny but you don't know how to tell it. Like a little kid who rushed through a story. No style.
2006-11-29 14:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that would rate a 10 in my book!
2006-11-29 14:42:56 · answer #9 · answered by dc105lvnv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Below 0. Not funny and very bad taste.
2006-11-29 14:25:08 · answer #10 · answered by paloma 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋