We all know the jokes from Bill Engvall, but heres one I recently heard and wanted to share.
A truck driver was driving down a road with a low clearance, when he seen the sign it was to late to turn around. He drove under the bride and got stuck. After 45 min a cop finally got there and made it through the traffic to the truck. He looked at the driver and said "got stuck huh?" The driver looked at him and said, "nope, I was moving this bridge and I ran out of gas."....Heres your sign.
I thought it was cute, I hope you all enjoy it.
2006-11-29 14:12:12 · 13 answers · asked by Dcham81 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great! Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-29 14:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey everybody who doesn't 'get it'...
Whenever Engvall starts his routine, he always says, "I can't stand stupid people...they should have to wear a sign that says 'I'm stupid' so you'd know not to rely on them." So when someone asks a stupid question, he gives a stupid, smart-alec answer and then says "Here's your sign" (i.e., the "I'm stupid" sign).
One of the Christmas ones is my fave: Engvall buys a wreath for the front door; a neighbor comes up and asks, "Are you gonna hang that on your door?" Engvall says, "Nope--it's a Christmas toilet seat cover--got the idea from Martha Stewart!"...Here's your sign.
2006-11-29 22:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by perelandra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The actual question is a bit hard to figure out, but I think you are asking: Was he really moving the bridge? Nope. I don't think he was really moving the bridge.
[P.S. I don't think you really wanted to know the answer to "Here's You Sign?" because the sign is obviously the sign that told him it was too late to turn around. I think "Here's your sign" was just a second "punch line" to continue the comic effect of "nope, I was moving this bridge and I ran out of gas".]
2006-11-29 22:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by Piguy 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol, it is cute!! i thank you for sharing it! where did you find it?? well i think that it was nice of u to share and plz share any other good jokes u find ^^
2006-11-29 22:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by ShapeyR289 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that from Bill Engvall on t.v.. It's still makes me laugh. Thanks.
2006-11-29 22:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for sharing...You made my day!
2006-11-29 22:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by lady bird 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that recently too can't remember where I don't watch their shows much. Great joke. thanks.
2006-11-29 22:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I LIKED IT THANX
2006-11-29 22:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it got gas that the isn't it.........ha ha ha very cute and funny!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-29 22:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by countrygal forever and always! 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL. Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-11-30 11:24:38 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you mean sign?
2006-11-29 22:14:09 · answer #11 · answered by B♥B♥ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋