Can be children you teach, nephew or nieces or your own kids or grandkids i am jsut wondering whats the funniest thing that has ever popped out of their little mouths??
2006-11-29 14:05:45 · 21 answers · asked by mommyblues78 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
When my son was almost 3 we were trying to get him off the bottle. He was watching TV one night and my wife wouldn't give him a bottle. When the show went to a commercial (coincidence) he started whining, when I asked why he was whining my wife stated "he's pissed because a commercial came on" at which time my son stated "No I'm pissed because I want my bottle"!!
2006-11-29 14:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Darrell 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have some many children in my life and so many memories of when my kids were young.
My great-nephew Sebastian is barely learning how to talk. I was babysitting one day and I had him in the car. I love to sing, so I was singing along with the radio, after a couple seconds into a song, he yelled "Shut up." I thought it was funny, but I told him never to use that word again.
2006-11-29 22:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sandra C. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when my son was two we were at the store. I was strolling down the aisle when he yells at the top of his lungs "want beer"! Well that is what it sounded like anyway. To my horror I look around at all the shocked faces of the other customers. This one old woman looked like she was about to have a heart attack. I asked " what do you want honey?" and again he shouted " want beer!" But this time he pointed up. I looked to see where he was pointing and there on a top shelf was a giant white teddy bear! "Oh you want the the teddy bear on the shelf?" I asked this a little louder than normal. "UH HUH!" His little voice squeaked and you could practically hear the sighs of relief in the store!
2006-11-30 00:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I babysit for a young mother and father. They have three boys. 9, 3, and 2. Well the three year old who is a little behind on talking was sitting at the dinner table with me one night with my bestfriend. I had already passed out the pizza to the little ones and I had just opened the chicken wing box and the three year old (Liam) opened his mouth and made the surprised look then proceeded to say " Chicken.... Holy ****!"
2006-11-29 22:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by hcp_canadian 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, this one will kill you!
we would drive by Tractor supply everyday during christmas one year, they had a toy john deer tracker sitting out in front of the building, and everyday he would look at it as we drove by, well he also had a bad habit of saying ugly words from being around the men all the time, so i told him "if you stop saying ugly words, santa will bring you that tractor for Christmas" well, one day, when he wasnt with me, i purchased it, later on that week, we drove by tractor supply together, and he didnt see the little john deer tractor out front, and he said "what happend to my tractor?" I said "well i guess Santa gave it to some one else", 2 weeks later, we're at the mall, Santa is in there, we're standing inline, and my son is very anxious mind you, so im thinking, well he's 4 yrs old, he's excited to see santa, he finally gets his turn, get right infront of Santas face and says "I wanna know what you did with MY damn tractor!" needless to say i almost passed out................I'll never forget it!
2006-11-29 22:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Lace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was about 4 and she had gotten a swing set earlier that day and we had put it up in the back yard. That evening there was a beautiful sunset and I was showing her out the window what the sunset was. The next evening she was at the window and called out "Mom, the sun swing set's up."
2006-11-29 22:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i was sitting in the kitchen with my mom and my mom had asked my brother if he was digging for gold ... he was picking his nose as little ones tend to do and he says no mommy me pickin my nose well that was one of the funniest things i have ever heard him say for a long time and he was about 2 years old when he said that we all thought it was cute the way he said it
2006-11-29 22:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lived in a rural area and I accidentally hit a deer with my car. My four year old was in the back seat and asked me what if it was Bambi's mother and he was out there yelling "Mother! Mother!" I felt bad at the time, but it was cute.
2006-11-29 22:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by pixie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't have any children, but i remember when i was little that my sister, 4 years old, went up to my dad with an orange and said "dad, can you gut this?" we are from the country and go hunting a lot so it was very cute!
2006-11-29 23:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by charis 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My granddaughter is three years old, and her cousin is five, my daughter was dropping off her niece to school, when her daughter (the three year old) said I want to go to the big kids school, my daughter said you don't want to stay with me? My granddaughter said you can call me on my cell phone.
2006-11-29 22:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by LucyBoop 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋