What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2006-11-29 14:02:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Check this JOKE out for another LAUGH!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahq7bDy9bOI2K4I0K_MyxPzsy6IX?qid=20061129173726AA6FK2v
2006-11-29 14:02:33 · update #1
And this...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsenWmYC4K7kOZqHp_Fr.ujsy6IX?qid=20061129173217AAAvfW1
2006-11-29 14:02:58 · update #2
You hit that nail right on the head! You know women well! Good Job!!
2006-11-29 14:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by cptkmwallman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women make the rules and have the right to change them without notice.
2006-11-29 22:06:44 · answer #2 · answered by nancy w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I almost fell asleep before I finished reading this =
2006-11-29 22:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nether, sounds about right. And yes I'm in trouble a lot.
2006-11-29 22:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you will you marry me so I can laugh at her picture and how pitiful life once was with her.wonderful!that's the first one I printed thanks.
2006-11-29 22:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by fifi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she has already accomplished the later.
2006-11-29 22:04:20 · answer #6 · answered by shyone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are da king of jokes im lovin em
2006-11-30 10:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by can u ♥ moi? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most women say what they mean... For gosh sakes. Why don't you take that into consideration for once men!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
2006-11-29 22:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by Becca! At The Disco 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry man, but all women have a little of the above, you won't win....................and we won't change..it is our world...we got what you men need..lol..............
2006-11-29 22:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by qdrama1956 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good.
2006-11-29 22:04:31 · answer #10 · answered by yoyo l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋