... I'd slap her across the face. she ate ice cream, so I slapped her across the face. Child protective services arrested me. Isn't it stupid how child protective services doesn't understand that she had a choice to get slapped or not get slapped?
(Unless you're stupid, you know this does have to do with religion)
2006-11-29 14:00:48 · 6 answers · asked by Alucard 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow...no one is seeing your analogy. Why am I not surprised? :(
2006-11-29 14:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I think I'm stupid cause why would you slap a child because of ice cream? You deserved to be arrested.
2006-11-29 14:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Aliza 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The point of free will, mister, is that we cannot get into Heaven by our actions and must realize this and choose to believe in Jesus as our savior. We do have a choice:
A: Go to Heaven and live with God
B: Suffer eternally in Hell
To get to heaven we need to trust in Jesus as our Savior . .thats it. . The Bible very clearly gives us our choices, and tells us what we do in order to go to Heaven. Its simple. We do have the choice to not obey God but it would be really dumb.. . .just like it would be dumb to eat ice cream if you knew you were gonna be slapped. :)
Peace
2006-11-29 15:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ice cream?
2006-11-29 14:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see your analogy. No christians are going to see it. They are just going to make fun and take every word you said literally.
But when it comes to the bible, sometimes you take it literally and sometimes you don't, according to the christians. Go figure.
2006-11-29 14:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus Pleaseus 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
She should have been eating the holy pasta.
RAmen!
Actually, it took a second to get what you are saying. I know now.
2006-11-29 14:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋