Isn't it obvious that it is true? All the prophecies of the glying spaghetti monster have been later met in the gospel. Sure there are some that haven't happened, but that is because they are meant to be taken metaphorically or will happen in time for his second coming.
2006-11-29 13:52:24 · 17 answers · asked by Alucard 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's the flying lasagna monster that makes me doubt, I must admit.
2006-11-29 13:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by milomax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the flying spaghetti monster doesn't have a 2000 history of prophecy fortelling of his birth, life, death and resurrection. Because no one would (seriously) die for the "gospel" of the flying spaghetti monster. Two pretty good reasons there.
2006-11-29 13:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by Krys Tamar 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'll have a second helping with extra cheese.Hold the metaphors till after dessert.
2006-11-29 13:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All Heil the Flying Speghetti Monster!! I so want to eat his meatballs right now....*yummy*
2006-11-29 14:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I be sprinkled with spaghetti sauce or must I be submerged for the washing away of my sins?
2006-11-29 13:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by scriptureman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen
2006-11-29 14:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Makes perfect sense to me!
RAmen!
2006-11-29 14:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAmen.
2006-11-29 13:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by Indigo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All I can hope to do is add a few spices and hope to not upset the powers that be.....
2006-11-29 13:58:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mudcat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Shrink called, up the dosage!
2006-11-29 13:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by Dawg Vader 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋