(i got nothin against blondes aight..)
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks "What's the puzzle supposed to look like?"
The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
So, the blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says:
"First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger."
"Second, I'd advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!"
2006-11-29 13:39:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-29 13:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by L.J. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but he could have put them in a pattern like the tiger on the box. It would be similar to pixels on a black and white picture. Only in this case it is more of a yellow/orange and white picture. I don't see why he didn't just enjoy a bowl of cereal with her instead of putting them back in the box. Guess I just like cereal.
I reiterate; good joke.
Thanks.
2006-11-29 22:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey...I just posted that one a few days ago. Still a good joke though...but I say it different...check mine out. Another Blonde Joke.
2006-11-29 22:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I never would of thought of anything like that, very original and what does aight mean? ate alright spelt wrong?
2006-11-29 21:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-12-01 23:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by mad dog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL. A good one.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-30 11:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you come up with these killer jokes yo?
2006-11-29 21:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pritty Girl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2006-11-29 21:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by Faith 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe thatz funny i am glad i am not a blond
2006-11-29 21:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious hahaha i hahah cant stop hahahah Laughing
2006-11-29 22:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for making me laugh.
2006-11-29 21:46:34 · answer #11 · answered by helen m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋