As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.
"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
2006-11-29 12:47:01 · 12 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one - we just saw one this morning doing his vulture thing.
2006-11-29 12:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by Taffy Saltwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is basically a superstition. I mean crows and ravens are meant to be an indication of undesirable luck and, nicely I see them each and every of the time. The crows are constantly fluttering around this place. Now, in case you maintain seeing vultures and human beings save passing away, then it may be something greater effective than a superstition. yet I observed a vulture the different day, no person i be attentive to surpassed directly to the finished beyond--that i'm attentive to.
2016-12-10 18:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up and a 7 pretty good
2006-11-29 12:57:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2006-11-29 12:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 1010
2006-11-29 17:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Helen You are on newspaper!
http://www.osoq.com/funstuff/extra/extra01.asp?strName=Helen
2006-11-29 13:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by muh p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!
2006-11-29 12:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by sweet_lil_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its an ok joke.
2006-11-29 13:03:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woooooow.lol
2006-11-29 12:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by compassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gooooooooooooooooood.
2006-11-29 12:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋