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I told this 17 year old girl I was doing that I loved her in the heat of the moment. She would smoke my weed and then get into sex. Now she got herself pregnant, probably wanting to believe I was into her.

How do I avoid child support? Can I move and just work a cash job under the table? I'm 42, I can't pay out for the next 20 years. I offered to give her abortion money, she said no. So in my mind I owe nothing. It is her "choice." Let her pay. She is hot, but will probably gain weight after having a kid, and may try and get herself pregnant again, so I don't want her around. Plus she doesn't give B.J.'s.

Is there a site to help me skip on this whole support B.S.?

2006-11-29 12:42:12 · 26 answers · asked by Benito M 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

26 answers

I hope that this is your sad attempt at humor. Because if you are on the level, you are just plain scum.

2006-11-29 12:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by sheeny 6 · 5 0

She to herself pregnant??? Dont you have money to buy condoms after you buy some weeed?

I believe it takes two to tango and if you are 42 you are sleeping with some one under age which you may not be just wanting to run from Child Support but also Child Rape.

If you have enough money to pay for an abortion you should have enough money to buy condoms and be careful with what you are doing!

By the way I have had 3 kids and I am smaller (103 lbs) before I had any of my kids. Just because a woman has a baby doesnt mean she is fat. She would be better off if you would run off if you are going to have that attitude about the mother of your child!

What would you do if she had a girl and one day that girl in is the same exact place she is at? What would you want the guy to do???

2006-11-29 12:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Michaele M 1 · 1 0

First off you are an a s s...

Second, she did not get herself pregnant. Last I checked when you have sex with someone that means that your penis was involved with her vagina. Therefore you are fifty percent responsible. You misled this girl into believing that you loved her. You are dating a girl who is young enough to be your daughter and in some states you could probably be prosecuted for statutory rape.

The fact that this girl still wants to have the baby despite being pregnant with the child of a selfish prick shows she has morals. You cannot avoid child support. It is your obligation to help provide for YOUR child. And so what if she does gain weight due to the pregnancy? How hot do you think you are at age 42??? I can't even believe that she would even give someone like you the time of day to begin with.

I hope she nails you to the wall. If I could get in touch with her I would tell her every avenue to take to make sure she gets as much as possible out of you. I have been through this BS with a jerk who felt like I should have just had an abortion. He walked out on me when I was pregnant. I think people like you should all be castrated. He ended up having sex with another girl and she got pregnant like I did...so much for him learning his lesson. I bet your just as intelligent.

I hope you get what you deserve!

2006-11-29 12:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by Cute But Evil 5 · 2 0

If you're lying, it's not that funny.
If you're not lying, it's not even funny. It's just plain sad.

Here are some things I find funny.

- You gave her your weed, fool.
- She's 17. Smooooth. If there was a test for life, you probably failed it.
- You owe her nothing? Well, let's see. You got her pregnant and you gave her your WEED. Good job, genius.

Here's some ideas.

- Next time, don't give weed to people. Please.
- Better yet, don't even buy weed.
- If you don't like having kids but you want sex, too bad. Wear some protection. If it breaks, well, you fail.
- Go off yourself(just kidding, don't kill yourself)

And it takes 2 to get a kid in the womb. Unless she got a sperm donor, she couldn't have gotten herself pregnant.

Anyway, I had my fun laughing at your intelligence. I think a monkey is smarter than you. Later.

2006-11-29 12:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 3 0

Sorry once she has the child and the paternity is proven that the baby is yours you will pay probably by court order until the child is 18 and if the child goes to college you are then responsible for that amount also. If you get into arrears and are proven not to be paying eventhough the court has told you to you will go to jail. Good Luck! Be responsible and Be a Man! Grow some ***** and take responsiblilty for your actions and grow up!!!! I hope she gets for the rapist pervert that you are!

2006-11-29 12:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by natmys333 4 · 2 0

first of all it takes 2 ppl to have a child and technically YOU got her pregnant. and wtf are u doing messin around wit a girl that could be your daughter.if shes not playing a joke on u then u need to be a man and take your responsibility 4 Ur actions..don't be a jerk and not be there 4 her. its hard be in a single mother and 4 u to get her pregnant and then tell her 2 get an abortion is ridiculous. if you didn't want that responsibility then you shouldn't have messed with her. be a man and help her put she's young, she needs more than nething now.

2006-11-29 12:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by brittany 1 · 1 0

42? I thought you were 16. You got her pregnant. Why is it her responsibility? Why didn't you use a condom? You're a selfish pig and I hope she gets a lawyer after you. You owe her $ because you did not a damn thing to see that she didn't get pregnant. And you lied to her in the heat of passion. You ought to get your member cut off to prevent other women from getting pregnant from you. Hopefully, her kid will have her gene pool as the dominant. Sick M.F.

2006-11-29 12:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by Nose 2 · 2 0

Your a sick bastard first of all. Your 47? She's 17? If I were her, I'd run for the hills in stead of having a piece of **** father like you for my child. Oh and by the way, IT TAKES TWO TO GET PREGNANT. She didn't do it on her own. You want a ********? Cut off your dick and shove it down your throat. Why don't you give me her name and phone number so I can tell her to get the **** away from you.

2006-11-29 12:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're the worlds biggest IDIOT and a Lair. The only thing you could get pregnant is a goat, provided you got her drunk first. Congratulations on being the dumbest non human creature

2006-11-29 12:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by MoonDoggie 5 · 0 0

It's your f***ing fault for smoking weed and having sex with her and it's your baby just as much as hers! Is that all your after because if it is than you should be a little more responsible, mature, and caring. Do not just mess around with girls.

2006-11-29 12:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by dancechica123 1 · 0 0

you're an a.s.s. no girl "gets herself pregnant." it is as much your fault as it is hers. sack up and be a man. this is a frickin child you are talking so callously about. you don't want to pay child support? you should have been more careful. wait till you kid grows up and hears his daddy didn't want to get stuck with child support.

shame on you once for being an *** about this, shame on you twice for impregnating an underage girl.

2006-11-29 12:48:36 · answer #11 · answered by Cassian 2 · 2 0

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