A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
2006-11-29 12:40:52 · 36 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please people its just a joke, I myself am a psychologist, and I myself have had close relatives suffer with mental health problems. In fact it was a oerson with mental health problems who told me that joke.
2006-11-29 12:49:07 · update #1
Thats a good one! I work in a community mental health center and I am gonna tell my clients this joke, they will love it!! They really have a good sense of humor!
2006-11-29 13:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Debcee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up but only a 6
2006-11-29 12:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite Funny But I Have A Question 4 U!
Why do people always assume mental health patients are nuts? I work in a psychiactric aftercare hostel and all the residents here are so sound and easy to talk to you would not know they suffer a mental illness. They are like you and me!!!
2006-11-29 12:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
That`s a good one!!!
My best friend has depression, and a light form of schizofreny and we often say jokes like that and she feels better! It is as if she comes to understand herself more! Thank you!
2006-11-29 22:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, my sister thought she was a chicken, but what the heck, we didn't tell her different... we needed the eggs....
Loosen up, people, it's just a joke... that's what this page is all about.
I like 'blond' jokes, people, but I don't really think blonds are actually that way...If you do, may I recommend a good psychologist?.
2006-11-29 14:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some people have got no decency or respects these days about anyone or anything anymore. It is shamful for you to take the P@iss out of mental people.
2006-11-29 13:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by CT 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha
2006-11-29 13:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by JimboBimbo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Helen
Cute Joke;)
2006-11-29 12:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by Mav 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
how many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb. Zero the light bulb has to want to change... I once saw a bumper sticker that said '' Support mental health or I will kill you''
2006-11-29 13:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Great joke! Ha ha ha!
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the bulb has to want to change. :) (probably heard that one.)
2006-11-29 12:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by navigate100 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋