A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.
When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blow/job?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love... Don't be like that..."
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blow/job himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
2006-11-29 12:30:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Enjoy this Dirty one as well
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Am.ttK0nzLKLXPxFR7A_1Qvsy6IX?qid=20061128165527AAbftN7
2006-11-29 12:30:38 · update #1
dude that is the best story in the history of stories...how was the blow?
2006-11-29 12:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by BigBat 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but still a 7.
2006-11-29 20:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-29 20:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by MoonDoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that be4
2006-11-29 20:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW this one is good, very very very funny
2006-11-29 20:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by calico_gurl2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... the video was better, saw it a couple years ago
2006-11-29 20:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2006-11-29 20:44:04 · answer #7 · answered by no longer caligirl. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats too funny..lol
2006-11-29 20:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by munchkins408 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very old joke....but tnx anyway.
2006-11-29 20:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by Mila 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!!!! too funny......
2006-11-29 20:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by iloeta1164 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋