A couple are driving on the freeway and the husband, who
is driving, is complaining about everything. The heat, the
long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc.
His wife is getting tired of him, so she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my pen-knife".
About half an hour later, he starts again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices the guy's dick off, and throws it out the window.
Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three:
husband, wife, and 8 year old daughter.
The penis lands on their car's windshield, and the father, in an absolute panic (as he doesn't want his daughter to see the penis), quickly turns on the windshield wipers (to get the dick off the
windshield, and out of view of his daughter).
The observant daughter asks, "Daddy, what was that?"
Her father, still in a panic, says, "Oh, it was only a...uh... butterfly".
"Must've been a big butterfly," replied the daughter "Did
you see the size of it's dick?"
2006-11-29 12:21:30 · 9 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG .... I think I peed my pants a 'lil bit, gotta go check ... thanks a lot!! :)
2006-11-29 13:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God! That child is going to have some problems when it is older! Ha ha, your joke made me laugh. It was a joke, right?
2006-11-29 12:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by Drew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-29 12:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by Babygurl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe she already knew about that....lol
2006-11-29 12:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! That's pretty good!
2006-11-29 13:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by dramaaddict247 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe, good one
2006-11-29 12:36:50 · answer #6 · answered by Helen 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny.
2006-11-29 12:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by KC_Meag42 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao... that was really funny!
2006-11-29 13:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-29 12:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋