What's the best riddle/joke/puzzle ever?(see details)?

Question

Tell me the best riddle/joke/puzzle you know(with the answer please).

I will pick the one I like best(if it has the answer included) as the best answer.

It can be funny, cute or just fun to figure out.

If you tell me a riddle/joke/puzzle, but don't get picked as best, I will still give you a thumbs up rating, which makes your points go up.

Thanks! I hope to get some good ones!!

Answer 1

Here's a joke for ya:-


Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through
no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an
evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only
one word each year. However, he could save up
the words so that if he did not speak for a whole
year, then the following year he was allowed to
speak two words. (This was before the time of
letter writing or sign language.)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips,
golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.
With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain
from speaking for two whole years so that he could
look at her and say "my darling".
But at the end of the two years he wished to tell
her that he loved her.
Because of this he waited three more years
without speaking
(bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But at the end of these five years he realized that
he had to ask her to marry him.
So he waited ANOTHER four years without
speaking.

Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy
knew no bounds.

Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded
and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden
the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap,
knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said
huskily,
"My darling,I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair
behind a dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting
her ruby lips, said:
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"Pardon??''

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::There goes another 9 Yearx...::

Answer 2

A room is 12m x 5cm long and 8m x 91cm broad. the floor of the room is to be paved with square tiles, find length of largest tile 2 be used?

Answer 3

A year in the life of a blonde?
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....b... won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 3 weeks.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

Answer 4

A scientist has his class observes a frog jumping. A student writes in his notebook, "frog with 4 legs jumps 4ft." The scientist cuts off one of the frogs legs and prods the frog to jump. student writes in his notebook "frog with 3 legs jumps 3 ft. Scientist again cuts off another leg. Result,"frog with 2 legs jumps 2 ft." Again he cuts off another leg. The result;"frog with one leg jumps 1 ft." Finally,he cuts off the frogs remaining leg and prods the frog to jump. The frog does nothing! The student concludes and writes in his notebook Frog with no legs -- "Goes Deaf"

Answer 5

Q: i am an animal and also a number, what i am

A: LION, NO17

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