A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
2006-11-29 11:51:14 · 28 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2006-11-29 11:51:50 · update #1
LMAO!!!! Cute one!
2006-11-29 11:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Happy Holidays!
2006-11-29 19:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by Emo_Gurl™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Parrots bite sometimes
2006-11-29 19:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny
2006-11-29 19:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by cweetepye 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for a very funny joke.
2006-11-29 19:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats Ok fer a clean joke!
2006-11-29 19:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah sure
2006-11-29 19:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by AngelVirgo9206 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahah that's funny.
2006-11-29 19:54:25 · answer #8 · answered by crazydevildream 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol: give the parrots some privacy......
2006-11-30 02:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by pilotmanitalia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that's a wierd request!
2006-11-30 12:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by bb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the joke!!!
2006-11-29 20:01:14 · answer #11 · answered by Tracy K 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋