1. Chuck norris is so fast if he ran around the world he would hit himself in the back of the head.
2. Chuck norris is so strong he ate a entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
3. Chuck norris can eat beef jerky, crap it into gun powder, change gunpowder into a bullet, to shoot cows, and make more beef jerky.
4. Chuck norris was originally going to be in the Terminator but the movie was only 2 seconds long after he round house kicked the villans.
2006-11-29 11:29:48 · 10 answers · asked by Xcaliber2393 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there funny here are some more
1. chuck norris can slam a revolving door
2.when chuck norris went to the pool, chuck didn't get wet, wet got chuck.
3.chuck norris entered in a peeing contest, his opponent drowned.
2006-11-29 12:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie T. Unicorn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg!
If Chuck Norris could somehow fight himself Chuck Norris would win, end of statement.
2006-11-29 11:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, he potato sacks.
2006-11-29 11:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by BlairBear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris has the perfect name, chuck this guy here, chuck that guy in the corner.
2016-05-23 03:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when chuck norris writes, he makes paper bleed.
chuck norris. putting the laughter into manslaughter.
2006-11-29 14:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by this_space_for_hire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude....chuck norris can do anything
2006-11-29 11:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard em all cept that beef jerky one.
2006-11-29 11:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-29 11:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck
2006-11-29 11:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok
2006-11-29 11:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋