The guy seems pretty legit. He's poor, can do magic tricks, and he has a huge beard. When will you people begin to worship him?
(If you can't understand the irony, maybe you shouldn't reply.)
2006-11-29 11:01:35 · 45 answers · asked by Alucard 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, I dunno if he can turn water into wine, but he sure could turn my $10 into wine when he went to the liquor store on the block.
2006-11-29 11:10:32 · update #1
Laugh all you want, but I've seem him too! He turns water into win, and wine into nothing. All praise wino Jesus!
2006-11-29 11:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I love this question being an atheist If there were to be a man who claimed to be jesus today he wouldnt get far. People worship what they are taught to believe in. They are all so sure that their religious beliefs are the correct ones but there are so many different beliefs that I never know how they can be so sure they are betting on the right horse. Personally religion is not relevant to me. I live my life by my rules If god did exist then I dont think I would worship as him he isnt nice he condemns people to hell etc Many say there must be a creator Well ok but is a creator a god and even if he is does he warrant worship Too many ifs lol
2006-11-29 11:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by maryjane 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes you can disprove it. Jesus was Jewish and he descended directly from the royal family of David in the tribe of Judah. And he performed more than just "magic tricks!" He turned water into wine, walked on water, cured people of blindness, deafness, paralysis and leprosy, and raised 3 people from the dead. Let's see your legitimate bum do THAT!
2006-11-29 11:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has been around from earlier the beginning up of time. So your Jesus probable isn't wort worshiping. the only i be responsive to merits greater worship. in fact, God even informed angels to worship Him! 5 For to which of the angels did God ever say, "you're my Son; right this moment I particularly are transforming into your Father"? Or returned, "i would be his Father, and he would be my Son"? 6 And returned, while God brings his firstborn into the international, he says, "permit all God's angels worship him." 7 In conversing of the angels he says, "He makes his angels winds, his servants flames of fireplace." 8 yet regarding the Son he says, "Your throne, O God, will final without end, and righteousness may be the scepter of your kingdom. 9 you have enjoyed righteousness and hated wickedness; consequently God, your God, has set you above your companions by making use of anointing you with the oil of exhilaration." 10 He additionally says, "in the beginning up, O Lord, you laid the guidelines of the earth, and the heavens are the artwork of your arms. 11 they are going to perish, yet you stay; they are going to all positioned on out like a garment. 12 you will roll them up like a gown; like a garment they are going to be replaced. yet you stay an analogous, and your years will by no potential end." 13 To which of the angels did God ever say, "sit down at my proper hand until I make your enemies a footstool on your ft"? 14 are no longer all angels ministering spirits sent to serve people who will inherit salvation? So how come God informed angels to worship Jesus? Why would be unable to Muslims see this?
2016-12-13 17:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I'm going to to you a story. True story, too.
A friend of mine who was a great pastor and could remove demons was told to go to a hospital to see a woman who claimed to be the Holy Spirit. The pastor HAD to see it, so he went to the hospital, and upon arriving, was told to go to room 213. When he entered the room, he introduced himself, and the lady introduced herself as the Holy Spirit. After the thing telling her to say that was removed, he asked her, "You didn't really think you were the Holy Spirit, did you?" And she said no. Point is,
he isn't. If you really want to know, just ask if he is. But He isn't anyways.
2006-11-29 11:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he's able to split the red sea, walk on water, instantly heal the sick, bring the dead back to life (minus all the medical equipment) and turn water in to ACTUAL wine, come back and see if you can ask that question again.
2006-11-29 11:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by Myndlynd T 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hmm I love irony of the situation when you are clearly wink winking at us. Haha nice try only a spaz Christian will try to work with you.
2006-11-29 11:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by Cindy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I disagree. I believe that it can be disproven. Just because he can imitate various atributes of Jesus doesn't mean that he is Jesus. For a non-religious person you don't appear to be very scientifically minded.
2006-11-29 11:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by Rance D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
most people cannot worship him as they have already been assigned to a specific god and religion by their parents since they were a child, so now they cannot change their weak minds.
2006-11-29 11:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by knowledge is freedom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm. I'd look for the nail prints in his hands and feet, and the spear-hole through his rib-cage.
He's got these? Bring him by the parish. We need to talk.
(if you don't understand the irony HERE...then maybe you should hold off on the "thumbs-down")
2006-11-29 11:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋