this joke is about a young man buy a gift for his girl friend........?

Question

A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.

Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:

Darling,

I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked really smart.

I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don’t shrink. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.


All my Love.

P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

Answer 1

Oh!!! boy that was a funny one.....10/10

Answer 2

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it ...... He was screwed. All the years of growing up were real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house... thus, he never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a Swami in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day, he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal . After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a large Monastery. The Swami knew exactly why he had come. The screwy guy was told to sleep in the highest tower of the Monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window. In the mist floated a solid silver screwdriver. In just moments, the screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out the window. The next morning when the man awoke, he saw the silver screw laying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw there! Jubilant, he leaped out of bed...... and his butt fell off. The moral to this is: 'Don't screw around with things you don't understand... you could lose your ***.'

Answer 3

Lmao, 10/10

Answer 4

Simply three good, out of this world, incredible, mind-blowing…give us some more.

Answer 5

10/10 for this one boy!

Answer 6

hahaha.........there are many jokes but tis is the second best the first one is about a letter about mistaking the acronym WC.

Answer 7

Uh, it was okay...
~ 6 stars out of 10 ~

Answer 8

Did you make it up? It was very provocative and funny.

Now on a cold night, he'll know where to "slip his hand" to keep it warm.

LOL

Answer 9

That's a dog gone shame.

Answer 10

Well, I know one thing he won't be getting.......No, get your minds out of the gutter...LOL, A thank you note!!