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2006-11-29 10:14:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

You have to send down four skin divers!

2006-11-29 10:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Polo 7 · 5 0

A very large pair of scissors, and an ability to hold your breath underwater for hours.

2006-11-29 10:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Does your whale have c0ck infection or is it Jewish?
Why else would you ask?
Do you have a whale?
Or is it the cat thing?

2006-11-29 10:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0 1

Big B_lls (and idon't mean the whales)!

2006-11-29 10:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A person who is extremely bored with plenty of time on his hands.

2006-12-01 02:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0 0

whales have foreskins?? Well I suppose thats gotta be one of lifes greatest drawbacks.

2006-11-29 10:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0 1

Usually when you ask a joke/riddle you tell the answer too. Then let everyone decide if it's funny?

2006-11-29 10:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0 2

you need to be on bloody good terms with it and get it into bupa the N.H.S do not consider this "important enough" they say its cosmetic
( outraged from staffordshire i am going to write to my M.P )

2006-11-29 10:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0 1

A couple of forty foot clippers!

2006-11-29 10:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A (whale) real Jew.

2006-11-29 10:29:26 · answer #10 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0 1

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