Husband: I was a fool when I married you ...
Wife: Yes dear ... but I was in love and didn't notice
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1st woman: ... It is I that made my husband a millionaire
2nd woman:... What was he before ..?
1st woman .... A BILLIONAIRE
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1st guy: My wife's an angel ..
2nd Guy: You're lucky ...mines still alive
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married ... then it was too late ..
2006-11-29 10:07:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Here's another one:
I came home and found my wife packing her suitcase. "Is there someone else?" I asked.
She said, "There must be!"
2006-11-29 10:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?
A man who comes home three hours late, drunk, reeking of perfume and covered in lipstick, wakes his wife up and says "Come on fatty, you're next!"
2006-11-29 18:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by Fifi L'amour 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Twisted, but funny none the less.
2006-11-29 18:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can relate i used to ask my mom which guy was my dad, she told me it was one of the guy,s who came on saturday,s ,so i asked her which one ,she say,s the guy u let in without paying,
2006-11-29 18:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep all good. from an old married lady
2006-11-29 18:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lots and lots and lots. hoping to be one of those women one day. any jokes on that.
2006-11-29 18:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by windbag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're so old and corny that they're no longer funny.
2006-11-29 18:10:30 · answer #7 · answered by migdalski 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they are funny have you got any more?
2006-11-29 18:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by amanda h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Thanks for the 2 pts!!!
2006-11-29 18:12:26 · answer #9 · answered by ~dat~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋