GOOD comebacks????????????????????????????????????

Question

i need some good comebacks for when this guy in my class wont stop calling me fat now he even has his friends doing it! if i tell him to stop he does it even more...i need something that will embarrass him more than make him mad i would rather have people laughing at him than me

ive tried evrything!!!!!!!!!!!!he wont stop!!

he even knew where my points were--my arms and calfs when they jiggle i never even said anything about that...i know everyone has a point that they r uncomfortable with but mines worse lol

Answer 1

say i may be fat but i can lose the weight, your ugly and you can't change that.

Answer 2

He has the problem not you. Sounds like hewill pick on anyone because they are a bot different like wearing glasses etc. Stop responding to him and he will leave you alone. I am sure he will have confided in some of your friends about some of his failings. Wait your time, listen, find them out and then use them on him.

Or you could say I had a phone call for you today from the local hospital. They told me to tell you to call into casualty as your brain is ready for collection.

Answer 3

find something really terrible about him like his hair, face acne, weight, intelligence and make him look really bad, if he has pimples then say, "well at least im not a pizza face" if he is stupid the say

"since your so dumb and will be working at mcdonalds in 15 years i just wanted to let you know that i don't like pickles on my burger, and i like my fries with extra salt, thanks." and smirk and walk away.

if he is ugly then say

"i understand that being ugly is making you insecure, but you don't have to make up things about other people, may i suggest a pycologists or maybe some pills." say that one completely serious, lke you really care and think that he is crazy.

Answer 4

A good "ya daddy" joke is always good. Personally, I love them and use them quite often on here as a matter of fact.

You could say something like "ya daddy don't seem to think I'm fat. At least that's what he told me last night you a.s.s.hole".

Answer 5

Find what he's insecure about. Everybody has insecurities, is he ugly, is he too skinny, pimples, dumb, small pecker. He is picking on you to feel better about him self.
OR
Completely ignore him, I know its hard to but it obvious he's not your friend so why let him affect you
OR
if you can beat the Sh*t out of him or get some one else to.

Answer 6

"i might be fat, but your freaking ugly, at least i can diet and look good, but you can't do nothing about your face."
i had the same problem , so i dropped the extra weight ...him. lol

just dont let it get to you, he'll probably turn out to be gay

Answer 7

When he calls you fat tell him Your momma is fatter.
Or you could get in trouble by telling on him. And if he doesn't stop keep telling on him until he gets detention.

Answer 8

i'd say i may be fat but ur ugly and i can loose weight but you cant change ur face and if he says i can get plastic surgery say no ur to poor theres this one girl who ran into a tree once and i allways say hey stutter butter(she stutters) do you need me to call ur mom or does she run into trees too?

Answer 9

Speak where I f'd you last,smile if ya liked it,and don't say anything if ya want some more! Always works!!! :)

Answer 10

If you ignore him and act like it doesn't bother you, he'll stop. He keeps doing it because he's getting a reaction from you. Look at him like the idiot he is and walk away without saying anything.