One morning he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except for his d.ick, so he went to the beach undressed buried himself in the sand and just left his d.ick sticking out, Two old ladies came walking by and one poked the di.ck with her cane. She said to the other old lady, "there's just no justice in the world"
"what do ya mean" said the other lady
"well, look at that, when i was 20 i was curious about it," when i was 30 i enjoyed it" When i was 40 i asked for it" When i was 50 i paid for it, " when i was 60 i prayed for it, when i was 70 i forgot all about it and now that i'm 80 the dammed things are growing wild and i'm too old to squat......
2006-11-29 10:02:02 · 12 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really good chris w. thanks
2006-11-29 12:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-13 09:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-11-29 10:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by bansri47 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-29 17:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, that is a good one, and had a lot of truth in it an all!
Nice!
2006-11-29 10:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao .. nice one .. enjoyed it
Dr BAd
2006-11-29 10:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...the poor old dear must have felt like someone was teasing her!
2006-11-29 11:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH ya life and it twist
2006-11-29 17:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one, ill have to pass it to my GRANDMA!!!! LOL!!! j/k
2006-11-29 10:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Great joke!
2006-11-29 23:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fabulous. love it darling
2006-11-29 10:06:35 · answer #11 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋