any requests for a miracle will be carefully considered and all prayers will be answered (within 2000 earth years) by the Mighty Ku himself.
2006-11-29 10:01:50 · 13 answers · asked by KU 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
religious people need not apply.
2006-11-29 10:02:18 · update #1
(always read the small print.)
2006-11-29 10:02:59 · update #2
could you make an arc light fall from a great
height onto graham nortons spud like head
on live tv
2006-11-29 11:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Mighty and Glorious Ku, I humbly ask that you transport me 2000 years into the future.
...right after I buy a few long-term bonds.
2006-11-29 18:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be mightily impressed if you could cure my cold (in less than the standard 3-5 days, 2000 years is a bit long to have a cold).
2006-11-29 18:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by Murph 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Magic tricks are ten a penny.
Well, prove it by creating another planet or universe. How about making yourself live for 2000 years.
How about just the wing of a gnat from nothing...
2006-11-30 06:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by Nothing to say? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it please your KU-ness, could you make the M25, Junctions 23 to 20 anticlockwise completely clear every morning between 7am and 7.30am? I asked the Gods of the Christians, the Jews, and the Muslims, but they wanted either my mental faculties, the top of my penis, or a random act of violence in return.
Thanks a lot,
Appreciate it,
Means a lot to me...
2006-11-30 03:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an atheist. I'd like to request that you somehow do away with the Judeo-Christian-Islamic cult. Not the people necessarily. Just the phoney-bologna belief system.
Thanks in advance.
2006-11-29 18:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, make yourself the of a donut.
2006-11-29 18:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by guidedlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I need a Pokeball?
2006-11-29 18:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by Ana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mind if I say " thank you very much but think I will wait for the real thing ? "
2006-11-29 18:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be a comic hero
2006-11-29 18:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋