whats black and white and red all over???
2006-11-29 09:51:11 · 9 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"A zebra with a sun burn"
"A penguin with diaper rash"
"An embarrassed nun"
"A panda trying to apply lipstick"
"A skunk in a blender"
"An embarrassed Michael Jackson"
"Willy if he didn't make it over the jetty"
"A bloody Michael Jackson at a funeral"
"A Goth on her period"
"A nun with stab wounds"
or a newspaper...
2006-11-29 10:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My car keys, My shirt, The CD case of KISS, A lung after someone dies, Two people of different races at the beach, Two people of the same race in jail, a water bottle, A mouse on vacation, The capital city of Zambia, William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nada after two hours in wax, Old-fashioned thermometer, A newspaper if the classifieds are removed, Spongebob's cellphone if he has one, A riot teleported to a desert, A zebra with wings, and Country music sung backwards.
2006-11-29 10:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by merviedz trespassers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a newspaper? a sun burned zebra?
2006-11-29 10:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true a newspaper!!! it was in anne frank if u ask
2006-11-29 10:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by lifeisfunny28 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahha everything ....but ive got the right answer behold....a newspaper
2006-11-29 10:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this web page is the color settings on your monitor are messed up
2006-11-29 10:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by Steveo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur all wrong its actually a nun with sunburn!
2006-11-29 10:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)a zebra with a diaper rash
2)a newspaper with red paint on it
3)??????????????????????????
2006-11-29 10:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
communist newspaper
2006-11-29 15:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by nycorvette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋