Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
2006-11-29 09:45:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A happy marriage is one where the wife doesn't know what it feels like to sit on her own couch..
A happy marriage is where the wife gets the whole bed to herself..just like being single..
A happy marriage is spending "his" money without guilt..
A happy marriage is sacrifices from both parties....
Happily married for 30 years....still sacrificing LOL
2006-11-29 09:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by ladybug 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2015-01-28 12:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's a pretty dumb argument. I don't understand why explaining gay marriage would be any different than explaining heterosexual marriage. In fact, kids usually think the opposite gender is icky, so gay marriage might actually sound like a better idea to kids than straight marriage.
2016-05-23 03:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A happy marriage is where the wife gets the whole bed to herself..just like being single..
A happy marriage is spending "his" money without guilt
2006-11-30 16:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cool.Marry yourself and then see life has both happy & swarrows. There is a probe in hindi : Saadi ka phal ek aisa phal hai jo khaye who bhi pashtai, jo naa khaye who bhi pashatai.
2006-12-01 23:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved that. hahaha....... thats nice but its not applicable to all marraiges i suppose. good joke. i have heard the first joke of dad and son.
2006-11-29 23:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE TWO HEARTS EVEN AT HEAVY ODDS MAKE THEIR MARRIAGE LIVE LONG FOR EVER ON SWEET STREAMS
2006-11-29 11:21:24 · answer #7 · answered by R Purushotham Rao 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite fuuny
2006-11-29 21:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2006-12-02 15:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2006-11-29 20:20:10 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋