When Christianity finishes taking over America and brings back the Dark Ages, will they stone or shoot people?

Question

I would think that shooting might be more practical. But then you miss out on a wholesome group activity. Plus bullets are expensive, rocks are free.

Answer 1

When the Bible Nazis take over America, the counter-revolution will begin with a vengeance. Churches burn real good.

Answer 2

Awesome question! If anyone thinks that America is above the influence of the Christian right, think again. Our foreign policy speaks for itself, protect Jerusalem so Jesus can come back can kill all the Jews except for a few he finds favor in. Keeping stem cell research from ever happening so we can't "raise the dead" and "cure the sick" that Jesus himself spoke of all good Christians doing. Well, I think we they will most likely stone people because it is cheap and a very effective way of keeping fear alive. Hey, good quote for you Bible-thumpers out there, KEEP FEAR ALIVE! For our enemies abroad, bullets, missles and nukes. Espcially if they are brown people, we love destroying people from a distance! Well use all the ammo we have, until we burn all the books except for the Bible. And then we will probably only keep the Latin ones, because we certainly do not want anyone to be able to read. That leads to thinking, and the church cannot have that! And then Wal-Mart will unite with NAE and form the biggest mega-church in history!

Answer 3

I dont know if you read your American history but that was basically already tried with the Puritans. Someone may have neglected to let you know Puritanism FAILED.

Christianity today is quite advanced and non-violent. Actually we do thing typically the way the Bible prescribes. There are some nutjobs out there like with anything but when you hold their deeds to the light of the Gospel, they dont hold up well!

Actually if anything the US is secularizing and we are now starting to see the effects with all the school shootings. These arent Christians on a rampage, it is unbelievers who have lost hope in life. God help America!

Answer 4

Bullets are cheaper if you reload them yourself. However assuming they do take over and bring back the dark ages we might loose the technology to creat gun powder. So I think that your gut feeling of stones is right. Plus what kind of a good Christian could you possibly be if you've never stoned someone who ate meat on a Friday to death?

Answer 5

Personally, Im going to wear a bong around my neck and hope they opt for a good old fashion stoning.....


thats one of my favorite quotes: "When religion last ruled the world, it was called THE DARK AGES." I actually have that bumper sticker on my car!!

Answer 6

I can't beleive that moron said that Christains were here from the begining. Yeah, that is true, if you don't count the thousands of years and millions of people that lived here before them - the Native Americans. Jeeze.

Answer 7

They will do what they always did... take away their property, throw them in the stocks, convict them in a trial that uses the premise of guilty until proven innocent and then throw them into jail until they die from starvation or worse.

Answer 8

Not gonna happen. Really, christianity is losing it's minyons (or however you spell that). More people are looking into different, less bully-type religions.

Answer 9

Stoning can be an expression. So shooting can also be stoning.

Answer 10

if anything, it's losing its grip in this place. no religion has the one, true answer. but any that teach about love and respect can't be all that bad.