Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princesses lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce.
2006-11-29 09:23:44 · 8 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.. good one!! i like it! here's another fairytale for ya in return!!
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through
no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an
evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only
one word each year. However, he could save up
the words so that if he did not speak for a whole
year, then the following year he was allowed to
speak two words. (This was before the time of
letter writing or sign language.)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips,
golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.
With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain
from speaking for two whole years so that he could
look at her and say "my darling".
But at the end of the two years he wished to tell
her that he loved her.
Because of this he waited three more years
without speaking
(bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But at the end of these five years he realized that
he had to ask her to marry him.
So he waited ANOTHER four years without
speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy
knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded
and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden
the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap,
knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said
huskily,
"My darling,I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair
behind a dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting
her ruby lips, said:
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"Pardon??''
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::There goes another 9 Yearx...::
2006-11-29 12:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you're looking to describe real life. Try some of that, cuz it sounds like your teacher knows that you can't write a fairytale without all of that. Or at least one of those. Real life sounds exactly like what it's asking for. Life sucks, obviously there'll be no happy ending. Most people don't even believe in supernatural (maybe religion is an exception to it). It's 2007, if you place it in America, there's no legal nobility. I don't know about social classes though. They're everywhere. Just don't have a mid-level person become broke or win the lotto, maybe you'll be fun.
2016-05-23 02:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny! IT serves that frog right though, I mean how could you ask someone to do all that for you and be happy about it? Gosh, no wonder the witch turned him into a frog!
2006-11-29 09:25:57 · answer #3 · answered by peace ♥ music 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh,get it girl! That prince got what he deseved! Nobody is not going to sereve no prince and his mother, that screams BULLSHIT,I would have ate him too!!!
And why would his little behind come up and tell her all that she can just pick him up by his legs and just do something to him,that frog got what was coming for him!
2006-11-29 10:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who woulda thunk that Prince tastes like chicken?
2006-11-29 09:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by blisstar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious and it totally makes sense! LOL! =D
2006-11-29 09:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hell yeah!! good for her...nobody needs to live with their mother-in-law!! that's just askin' for trouble
2006-11-29 09:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good on her
2006-11-29 09:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by lucy_diamond66 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She must be lesbian.
2006-11-29 09:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by codeworx7 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋