A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,' he says. 'The weather ahead looks clear, so sit back, relax and - OH MY GOD!'
The intercom falls silent.
A minute later, Capt. Sparks comes back on the intercom. 'I'm so sorry for scaring you all earlier,' he says.
'But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
'That's nothing,' a passenger in coach shouted. 'You should see the back of mine!'
2006-11-29 08:54:35 · 6 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was good...I would probably do the same thing if I heard that in a plane. Good joke.
2006-11-29 09:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting
2006-11-29 16:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah the Ballerina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey...another one for the safety meeting...thanks --- very funny, ha,ha,ha,
2006-11-29 17:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats some nice one you got there dawg.
2006-11-29 17:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by sweeper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2006-11-29 17:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by marily r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!!!
2006-11-29 17:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋