An 80 year old man goes for a physical ...
....All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!",> >
2006-11-29 08:29:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm pretty sure that that was the funniest thing i've ever read in my entire life. AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Ethel..
2006-11-29 08:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by Ophelia19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is really funny, even though the last time i left an answer like this about a joke i received a violation for it. I have no idea why and it really made me mad.
2006-11-29 16:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by I know, I know!!!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahhahahh! Funny!! But why in the singles and dating section?!?
2006-11-29 16:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats is a funny *** h e l l lol
2006-11-29 16:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO...thank you for a good laugh...and one I'd NEVER heard before at that...That's RARE for me.
2006-11-29 16:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Dolphin lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
why is it in the dating section?
2006-11-29 16:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by prettyme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah , i rekon it's a true story though
2006-11-29 16:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warn me if he's visiting
2006-11-29 16:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by lookaround 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but this should be in jokes not dating.
2006-11-29 16:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by kdf_333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, that's awesome.!
2006-11-29 16:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋