Q:What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A:Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Q. What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
A.Islands In The Stream
Q.What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
A.Silicon Valley.
Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!
Q.How can you pick out Dolly Parton's kids on the play ground?
A.They're the ones with the stretch marks around their lips !
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?He keeps coming and coming and coming...
2006-11-29
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