Could Jesus microwave a barito so hot that he himslef could not eat it?
(from the Simpsons)
2006-11-29 08:16:23 · 11 answers · asked by Dave H 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he could. and don't worry, he forgives you.
2006-11-29 08:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by ND36 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was God in the flesh... enough said. He maid the whole earth in 7 days with nothing so I am sure he could microwave a barrito.
2006-11-29 08:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard he could bench 270 lbs.
2006-11-29 08:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Jet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly Boy....
JESUS DOESN"T BELIEVE IN MICROWAVES!
the microwaves dont worship him so well......he said there blasphemy. :D
2006-11-29 08:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by DrewM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who knows. Can you ask a question without spelling errors?
2006-11-29 08:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Michael 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Powerful enough to fake his own death maybe? Hmm.
2006-11-29 08:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not powerful enough. He did get nailed to a cross.
2006-11-29 08:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, and if you ask repentance, he'll forgive you! He is all-powerful!
PS did you fail spelling??
(Sorry, just had to say that :o)
2006-11-29 08:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by sonder 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Powerful enough to spell correctly......that's for sure
2006-11-29 08:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by harry_potter_kid 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, I'm laughing at you not with you idiot. A BARITO. ROTFLMAO.
2006-11-29 08:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by motorcitysmadman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋