please share it with us and explain it well so that we can understand it.
2006-11-29 08:07:25 · 17 answers · asked by Blade 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do u call a prostitue with a runny nose............................... ha ha
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2006-11-29 08:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
Here's my personal favorite, I heard it a few years ago and have never forgotten it...
There's a trucker driving along the highway in Nevada, and he starts to get really horny. He then sees a sign for a Brothel (whore house) 10 miles away. He begins to get very excited when he spots a note at the bottom of the sign which says: "Beware of Sandpaper Sally." He thinks this is a bit weird but keeps driving and gets hornier and hornier. He finally gets to the Brothel, throws money down on the table, and says: "I want a whore." to which a woman repeats: "Okay, but the only girl we have left is Sally." He decides to take the offer and runs up to the room he's told Sally is in. He opens the door and sees the prettiest blond he's ever seen in his life, throws her down on the bed and proceeds to have his way with her when he notices that she is a bit rough and dry down there. He asks what's wrong with her and she gets up and goes to the bathroom. She comes back and they start again. He says that it feels great and asks what she did. To which she replies:"I picked the scabs."
P.S.: I posted this as a question a few weeks ago and didn't get reported, so if I do this time there's something wrong with you people.
2006-11-29 08:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
OK but I too am very wary of being reported. Please don't people, I'd be very upset if you did. I think this joke is awful too but I'm only answering the question. I was sent it a few days ago (American translations in brackets):
A tramp (beggar) walks into a jewellers (jewellery store) and begins to fiddle (play) with his bottom.The jeweller screams GET OUT! But the tramp points to the sign on the door, which says 'Come in, and pick your ring in comfort'.
If you don't get it I'm afraid I'm not explaining it.
2006-11-29 08:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by Katie D 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
it's a cartoon i once saw on a website, a man walked nto a shop and he asked for a sausage. the shopkeeper said ok, i'll give you sausage all night. The man then says he's changed his mind and he wants a sandwich. The shop keeper then says that his assisstant finishes 8 and they'll give him sandwich all night. I know and even rudder one but i'd rather not mention i on here
2006-11-29 08:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by StAkA 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
a poof goes into a butchers shop and asks for a salami sausage.the butcher asks the poof, do you want that sliced mate, to which the poof replies, what do you think my **** is a money box ?
2006-11-29 08:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by didymos 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry 4 this;
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children........
her uterus fell out!
2006-11-30 00:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by pickled_tink_75 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sickest:
What is difference between an abortion and a golf ball?
You can't spread a golf ball on a sandwich!
You did ask!
2006-11-29 11:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a woman and a bike?
Woman>you ride and pump
bike>pump and ride
2006-11-29 08:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I put some jokes, but they're not that bad. I don't know any, or remember any!!! : ( But I would like to know some!!
2006-11-29 08:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The grosser than gross jokes.............like....When you find a condom AT THE BOTTOM OF A MAYO JAR,or when you open the fridge and the rump roast farts at you.
2006-11-29 08:10:46 · answer #10 · answered by gibbyguys 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
There were two gays in a telephone box trying to ring each other!
2006-11-29 08:13:48 · answer #11 · answered by deeky_ward 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋