A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2006-11-29 08:03:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL very funny got to remenber not to sip my coffee and read your jokes at the same time lol
2006-11-29 17:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-11-29 08:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by mityaj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing right back with you fantastic xx
2006-11-29 11:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I understand why you are always laughing.
2006-11-29 08:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One....funny, ha,ha
2006-11-29 08:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are so funny!!!! Your jokes always make me laugh!!!! Gracias
2006-11-29 08:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good keep em coming put your batteries in back to front
2006-11-29 09:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-29 08:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by cutthroat_mako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! U got jokes girl!!...That was fab.
2006-11-29 10:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-29 08:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by from lalaland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋