watch how you handle your keys!?

Question

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a pretty young woman and asks to buy her a drink. She answers, "thank you, but no. i never let a man buy me a drink until after he passes my test." the man looks at her puzzled and asks, "what kind of test?" The woman replies, "well you can tell alot about a man by the way he does certain things. I personally look to see how he handles his keys. It really can tell you alot." The man looks at her unimpressed and asks, "really what could that tell you?" The woman responds," well some guys fumble with there key ring looking for the right key and when they finally fid it the scratch up the lock trying to get it in the hole. This indicates a sloppy lover, and i need something better than that in my life. Then there is the guys who jams his hand into his pocket, yanks out his keys, shoves it into the lock, then slams the door behind him. This indicates an angry lover, and i'm much to delicate for that. Then there is the guy who just unlock

his door and acts like nothing special has happened and i need more in my life. So now that you know the standards sir, let me ask you how you handle your keys?" The man finishes his drink and says, "well first i get down real low and i lick the lock."

Answer 1

OKAY!!! Now how about that drink lol. I'm ready!!!

Answer 2

You need an introductory paragraph, three reasons in three paragraphs supported by a short discussion of each reason, and a concluding paragraph. The first and last paragraphs will probably be short though really each of them has the potential to go on for several lines each, so it shouldn't be that hard to discuss something like this. Introductory paragraph could talk about how peer pressure is everywhere in the single-grade, adults-free environment. It is also immature and frequently unhealthy. You can give examples of healthy and unhealthy things your peers might demand of you. Next few paragraphs: How do you respond to these demands? If you aren't conscious of how you handle it, think of any of your healthy, self-reliant friends who handle it well. What are their responses? Possible ways are: ignoring it, laughing at it, belittling it, dismissing it as irrelevant, re-labeling it (so that the current "desirable" fad brand of clothes becomes "so yesterday"). I'm sure you can come up with more. Mention the tactic and then elaborate on it in two or three sentences. Then conclude. Don't get sidetracked by my earlier comment that it's unhealthy and go into a "why" to handle peer pressure, that wasn't part of your assignment, I think. Stick to how with maybe a simple statement that "It can often take some resourcefulnees and imagination, and often the people I'm resisting will persist, but when I'm confident they're being dimwits, it doesn't cost me much energy to let them have the last word and think they won," or something like that.

Answer 3

OH funny wow some how the second part didnt show the first time

Answer 4

wow that was ummmmmmmm......................(LOL) good where u get that well i dont know what i was supposed to say to that so am sorry so if u could pic me as the best i would love u for ever

Answer 5

wow lol

Answer 6

hmmm! ,sounds like a "lick-er" to me...lol

Answer 7

tht was pretty funny

Answer 8

what??? I cant believe i even read all that

Answer 9

That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 10

That's a pretty good one!! Thanks, I needed that!