Little Jon's sitting in class when the teacher stands up and says "Ok class math time, Jon it's your turn to answer the first math problem and it is, There Are 3 Crows Sitting On A Fence And Farmer Bob Shoots 1 How Many Are Left? Little Jon stands up and says the answer is 0...No no Jon says the teacher tell us how you got your answer then try again. Little Jon stands up again and says, "if there are 3 crows on a fence and farmer Bob shoots one then the sound the gun made would scare the rest away,i still think it's 0." Ok the teacher says but the answer is 2 crows were left on the fence. Teacher, can i ask you a question?Little Jon asked... Why sure she replied.... "there are 3 woman in an ice cream shop, 1 is bitting her cone,1 is licking her cone, and the other is sucking her cone wich one's married? The teacher thinks a while and replies, The 1 sucking her cone..No Little Jon answers,The one with the rings married,but i like how you think
2006-11-29
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