Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off.
After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly threatened, "Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."
Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade. "Take any girl in the house and have your pleasure with her."
"I'll take you."
"Me? I'm an old lady. Take one of those young, good looking chicks."
"I want you."
So he took her upstairs and removed all her clothes, laid her on her back and put one finger in her p---y and one finger in her butt. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I told you before. Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."
2006-11-29 07:56:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was waiting for good jokes now you have done it again hahaha
2006-11-29 07:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty
2006-11-29 07:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..I am going to pass this on to my installers...they are always looking for new jokes about cubicles/partitions.
2006-11-29 08:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked! 10/10....
2006-11-29 09:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am to scared of trying to compete with you you are the queen of joke telling (i don't like your clean ones) xx
2006-11-29 11:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Refuse to pay , you wont get that treatment too often , ha ha !!
2006-11-29 07:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooow sore sore sore make eyes water
2006-11-29 09:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was funny but try something better next time
2006-11-29 08:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by csm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol still think you should be on tv
2006-11-29 17:37:32 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she paid up then i take it
2006-11-29 19:30:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋