"what are you in for "asks the first dog.
its curtains for me" says the 2nd dog. "i'm being put down"
"why what did you do", "Bit the Postman 3 times this week", says the 1st dog," i couldn't resist his ugly a.rse hanging out of his baggy shorts, and The Post Office have already prosecuted my owner twice already so it's the end of the line for me".
" me too said the 3rd dog." my owner had a prime steak under the grill and i had it off there before it was even warm ,argghhh lovely. my owner picked up a stick and i thought he was going to hit me so i bit the bastar.d 14 stitches he had in his hand, i thought he would see the funny side of it this morning but well life's so unfair".
"oh i wouldn't say that "said the 1st dog, "i saw my mistress doing the washing up at the sink this morning and at the sight of her tight little a.ss straining against the thin material of her dress well i jumped up and had her from behind.
"so your on death row too "said the 2nd dog,
"Hell no".
2006-11-29 07:44:56 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
said the 1st dog, "im here to have me nails clipped"
2006-11-29 07:45:26 · update #1
That's hilarious! Where did u get it? LOL! =D
2006-11-29 07:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone but when she bent over Rover drove her "cause he had a bone of his own.
2006-11-29 15:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice,and original too, and it has probably answered why the wife has bought the dog a pair of nail clippers for Christmas.
2006-11-29 15:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats wrong but still funny for some reason...so its a pretty good joke! Thanx for the laugh....
2006-11-29 17:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an old one, but it cracks me up every time I hear it.
2006-11-29 15:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Gitterdonenow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 dog is in heat?
2006-11-29 15:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by go4itgirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol 9/10
2006-11-29 16:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love dogs not not entirly funny!!
2006-11-29 16:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by Kisa-chan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol mad funny
2006-11-29 15:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by Bruins Fan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok, but its kind of long :)
2006-11-29 15:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by baby carol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋