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The midwife was shocked!!!

2006-11-29 07:37:15 · 15 answers · asked by Supersammy :o) 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Couldn't you wait a couple of days then give the answer?
Gary had a little lamb?

Mary had a little bike
she rode it back to front
Every time the wheel went 'round
a spoke went up her nose

That imijj looks different.

2006-11-30 02:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 3 0

Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes
A drink of milk a piece of pie
And then some macaroons
It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so
And by the time that Mary left
Her face was white as snow!

2006-11-29 07:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by mrs_empo 3 · 0 2

mary had a little lamb she thort it rather silly
she threw up into the air and caught it by its
willy was a watch dog lyeing on the grass
along came a bee and stung him on his
arsek no questions tell no lies
i saw a policeman doing up his
flies r a nuisence bees r worse
this is the end of my very silly verse.

2006-11-29 08:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by rebecca j 2 · 1 0

Mary had a little Lamb,
She also had a cat,
They gambolled on the road one day,
And ended up quite flat!!

2006-11-29 08:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by b9721005 2 · 0 0

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would............................ Fall off

2006-11-29 07:51:56 · answer #5 · answered by Roy 3 · 1 0

Mary had a little ram, it followed her to bed one day.............
Mary had a little lamb

2006-11-29 07:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 0 2

She also had a duck she placed them on the mantelpiece too see if they would ....balance

2006-11-29 08:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1 0

good one but i have a question, who bred Mary?? ha ha

2006-11-29 07:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by baby carol 2 · 0 0

She also had a bear,
I`ve often seen her little lamb,
But never saw her bare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I

2006-11-29 07:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha

2006-11-29 07:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by poindextrox 2 · 0 0

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