A young man wanted to buy a gift for his new
g/f's birthday, and as they had not been dating very
long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of
gloves. Acompanied by his g/f's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves.
The sister bought panties for herself.During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the g/f got the panties. Without checking the contents, the man sealed the package and sent it to his g/f with the following note:
2006-11-29 07:24:15 · 9 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put
them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
2006-11-29 07:25:28 · update #1
thanks!
that was realy cool!!
got more??
2006-11-29 07:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by royalblue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I emailed this one to my brother. This joke is truly funny. It was a mistake that sometimes we can make everyday. I loved it. Thanks for the laughter.
2006-11-29 15:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2006-11-29 15:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-29 15:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by mimi22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny, but pretty raunchy.HeHeHeHe I liked it.
2006-11-29 15:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by Gitterdonenow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was to funny
2006-11-29 15:33:10 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this gift will keep u nice and warm!!!
hope this fits!!!
2006-11-29 15:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!! That was really hilarious!!! I've never heard it before. Thanks for making me smile!!
2006-11-29 15:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LMFAO!!!!!! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
2006-11-29 15:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by genie3000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋