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I'm searching for the father of my love child, and I hear he sometimes comes in here....
Perhaps you know him? David Israel
Praise Jesus!

2006-11-29 07:05:11 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Mira♥ 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

Surely you jest.

2006-11-29 07:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2 1

Mira, if you would try to embrace the love of Christ and stop sinning in your extra-marital relations you wouldn't end up trolling the internet looking for your baby-daddy. You and your love child need to turn away from your carnal ways and embrace scripture, maybe get involved in some kind of outreach program to spread the scripture to others...blah blah blah and of course have the best eve ever!

2006-11-29 12:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by strgoddss 3 · 2 0

The concept of David Israel reproducing turns my stomach

2006-11-29 12:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by devlsadvoct 2 · 2 0

This is by far the yukkiest question ever posted on Answers. I feel ewwwwy itches all over my body now, cold sweat on my forehead....Mira? WTF?!?

Ehm, this is also the first time ever that I feel the need to type the next sentence (And mind you, I truly adore kids, so it's very hard for me to type this..): I hope the love child never meets his father!

2006-11-29 08:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Thinx 5 · 4 1

Who's that?

2006-11-29 08:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1 0

The next time I see him, I'll send him your way, hun. ;) He does tend to get around, doesn't he?

2006-11-29 09:50:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1 1

No way, you too huh?

Jeesh...I KNEW joining that "Christian Commune" was a bad idea....If you see him, let him know that he still owes me back child support.

2006-11-29 08:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ana 5 · 1 1

LMAO Mira, that is awesome! I think he went back to the holyland. hehehe

2006-11-29 07:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Does he owe support? You poor thing.

2006-11-29 07:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 4 1

Mira, you are the woman!! I think he's a friend of mine on my 360? maybe.....hehehe

2006-11-29 07:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 3 1

Please never tell that child who his father is. Tell him it is George Bush instead.

2006-11-29 08:20:58 · answer #11 · answered by Sage Bluestorm 6 · 1 0

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