A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on
her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband
watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter
with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram
and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18
year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56
year old ***?"
"Your name never came up," she replied
2006-11-29 06:27:38 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thank is funny, its the first joke i've laughed at on yahoo answers. it was VERY good.
2006-11-29 06:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-11-29 06:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by mia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea wonderfully witty
2006-11-29 06:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by bty912324 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep that one worked a treat
2006-11-29 06:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by currynut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give you 10 thumbs up on that one you go girl
2006-11-29 06:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good joke!!
2006-11-29 07:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd pmsl 10/10
2006-11-29 07:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol,,, I love it,,, Thanks soooo much for the chuckle..Thats like the question "why can't single women fart?? Because they don't have an a**hole until they are married,, too funny
2006-11-29 06:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny ha ha ha
2006-11-29 07:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I assume the censored word was a.ss, it was ok.
2006-11-29 06:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by Fiesty Redhead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋