One day a blonde went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his "dummy" to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with laughter, but the blonde was angry. Outraged, she stood up and said, "how dare you make fun of blondes!" The Ventriloquist replied saying, "Madame, Im very sorry, but its part of the act."
The Blonde then screams, " You Shut up! Im talking to the man on your knee!"
Q: how do you get a one-armed blonde to fall out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
2006-11-29 06:21:54 · 10 answers · asked by Such A Chicka 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well i think everyone in the bank just heard me snort! but wow that was funny!
2006-11-29 07:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw the first one yesterday and thought it was funny. I really like the second tho. Hilarious!
2006-11-29 14:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love blonde jokes (i am blonde) but for some reason, its always better for a blonde female to tell them. theyre just so much funnier!!
awesome jokes!
2006-11-29 14:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW DO YOU DROWNED A BLOND
PUT A SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKER AT THE BOTTOM OF A POOL
2006-11-29 14:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by mrbubblessk8 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh funny, I will have to tell my blond sister that one,,do you think she'll get it...LOL
2006-11-29 14:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-11-29 14:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question dear?
2006-11-29 14:25:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-29 14:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty good. brightened up my day, thanks for those two jokes. lol
2006-11-29 14:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by ♥PopLock&DropIt♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are both really funny thanks!
2006-11-29 14:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by jjj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋