A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day
talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man, my lifesucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and
juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
"So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts
spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it
rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over
my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall
until I throw up and pass out."
2006-11-29 06:09:33 · 7 answers · asked by Jessica_Bessica 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE!!!! It's not ment to be taken seriously. Lighten up.
2006-11-29 06:23:41 · update #1
yeah thats really funny! LOL! Boy that penis sure as it rough!
2006-11-29 06:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by ShellyBelly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
Especially because of the first line: "A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked."
2006-11-29 14:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny.
2006-11-29 18:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute,,,thanks for the chuckle
2006-11-29 14:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...but a pickle is a cucumber after it has been dilled!
2006-11-29 14:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes very funny lol
2006-11-29 14:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by brown_eyed_cutie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's quite funny. gud.
2006-11-29 14:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋